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Patricia the Duck

There was a Muscovy duck by the front doors of the hospital who was very agitated, but the people and dogs around were threatening it. I kidnapped the duck and named her "Patricia" and put the duck and its nest of broken eggs in the back of my van. She immediately hopped in the passenger seat because she preferred to ride shotgun and listen to classic rock and roll music on the way back to my farm. I gave Patricia to my friends with a sheep farm where she excelled as a "watch duck" who attacked strangers who came into their yard. Later on my friend went to the swap meet to trade her for two hens and a rooster where she found out that Patricia was a boy duck all along!!! :)

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